Get ready to laugh, bitches! Actually, the bitches will probably end up hating me, but you know what? I don’t care, because you females are horrible, horrible liars.

All of you do this.

Men are painted as the assholes that lie all the time. Don’t get me wrong, we do, and I’m okay with that. And I’m not angry at all females who lie; I embrace it. It makes me stronger so I can be an even bigger douche bag to people, which we all know is what you all like about me. I have one problem that YOU females lie about, no matter how old you are… your age.