Tag Archives: Sony
Charmingly inoffensive and amusing, Sony Picture’s Ice Age: Continental Drift is entirely what you expect it to be. Though as the fourth film in a children’s franchise, not much else should be expected.
This fake eBay auction came about after out PS4 received a lot of press, several months after we did it. The idea behind this was to create something that would never be made. Not only did we do that, but the photo of this item that we included was really bad and looked fake.
Auction Time Line
Auction started: Aug-28-03 13:26:21 PDT
Auction ended: End Time: Sep-07-03 13:26:21 PDT
Last month I made up specs and posted an auction for a Playstation 4. Keep in mind that there is no real news of this device and the specs are a bit extreme. Honestly, I didn’t think anyone would place a bid on a device that no one has heard of, but let’s take a look.
Electronics & Computers:Video Games:Sony PlayStation 2:Systems
1. Establish your dominance with a slick looking machine, make it very expensive, and say it does everything!
My kid can’t go to college now, but it’ll be well worth it! What can go wrong?
PlayStation 3 released in America on November 17th, 2006. This system was so hot, that people literally shot each other just to get their hands on one. With five models available of the original model, and it doing EVERYTHING, everyone should have had the ability to purchase one of these bad boys right? Well, with a price tag as high as $799.99, I’m sure everyone jumped at the chance to pick up the PS3 (expecting blow jobs as well).
2. Take away the ability for it do everything!
The blow jobs were a lie too!
After paying $800 for a system, I’d expect dinner, a movie, and a night of wild fucking sex. After healing from a bad case of blue balls, you may notice that your version of the PS3 doesn’t play PS2 games, a feature that was removed as newer models came out with bigger hard drives and lower prices. They also removed the ‘OtherOS’ option, which outraged nerds everywhere… bringing lawsuits and shame to Sony. And by shame, I mean money. Lots of money.
3. QUICK! Re-design to make us not look assholes! And make more money!