Who am I?
Everyday I sit down and look over the stats that we get about the website. One of the sections on the report shows what people search for to find us, and what the most read entries are. I’m a little surprised that the most read entry of all-time is the review that I wrote for American Reunion. It was an ok movie, but I don’t see why people are taking the time to search for it this far after it has been released. Then I noticed an alarming number of people enter the site with 1 single search term: “Who is the girl that Jim babysat in American Reunion.” 14,689 people have found this site by typing that term. Followed closely by variations of that term which all show to me that they just want to know who the girl is that took her top off in the movie. I’m a little disappointed with myself…That 23-year-old girl showed her tits in a movie and I wasn’t nice enough to mention her name in my review…Well, not only will I tell you her name, but I will offer a service to all the horny pre-teen boys that are trying to find out. Come along as I show you the way…but try to hold it until the end.You should know that I will tell you the name of the young woman that you lust for, but not after teaching you how to find out the information yourself. After all, we all know the old saying “Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.” It’s the same thing here…I’m not only going to tell you this girls name, but tell you how you how you can find a lot of girls that had their lives screwed up by their fathers early in life. Let’s get back on track here…
See…I told you so.
I’m mainly surprised that so many people are searching for this name and come here. The internet is a great place to find a lot of information, but the new generation, doesn’t understand that there are specific sites for specific things. Back when I started to use the internet search engines weren’t as good as they were today. In fact, now they are too good and that’s what the problem is. People rely on Google for everything and sometimes you don’t really get what you are looking for. When it comes to finding out about nudity on the screen you need to visit Mr. Skin. I thought everyone knew of him and his site, but I guess not. Mr. Skin’s sole purpose in life is to fast forward to the best part of movies…the nudity. Just about every single movie, you can think of is on there as well as all of the nudity from them. Now, obviously the people that are coming here trying to find out her name don’t know this site. Let me show you how easy it is to find the info.
Step 1. Go to MrSkin.com. There is a lot going on here…so don’t get distracted. I understand most people reading this are young men that have just entered puberty. You may actually explode when you see this.
Step 2. Type “American Reunion” in the search box. Remember this step, later when you are all alone after you strike out with your girlfriend you can type in the name of any actress, or movie in this box for hours of enjoyment.
Step 3. Read. As you can clearly see, a nudity guide is displayed and we now know that the name of the actress you are looking for is:
Ali Cobrin
Ali Cobrin introducing herself to you.
Hopefully you have learned a lesson and will know to go to Mr. Skin the next time you are looking for names of actresses that showed some skin in films.
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