Today I was watching ESPN and they were talking about women’s soccer. Something that I would normally care less about…Truthfully, any women playing a sport is a joke, let a lone soccer. However, what really caught my interest is that the announcers mentioned that the Swedish team stands a chance to play in the world cup. They went on to mention that if that’s the case, there will be some nice eye candy while watching. That got me trolling the internet to find more details on Swedish women and then that turned into seeing what country is better, America, or Sweden. I thought I would do the same thing I did with Canada a few months back.
In case you don’t know my plan is to rank both countries in a few different categories. To figure out the winner I’ll do Google image searches and pick a winner based on that. Let’s get started.
1. Women. Since the whole thing that sparked this was a discussion on Swedish women I thought it would only be fair for the first battle to be women. Let’s take a look.
I have to be honest, this is a very close call. Both the the American women and Swedish women look very hot in these pictures. While the American women are all dressed in bras and panties, the Swedish women are holding beer, and almost naked too. Very close call but the beer pushes the Swedish women over the edge. Point Sweden (1-0 Sweden)
2. Sports. Again, since the whole thing that started this was women’s soccer let’s do sports next.
Normally, I would say American football would win out over any other sport. Unfortunately, the New York
vaGiants are pictured so I have to go with the Swedish sports picture which is ice hockey. I thought I would never say this but football beats out ice hockey. Point Sweden (2-0 Sweden)
3. Money. As most of us know, you need money to be happy. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s the truth. So let’s take a look at money and see who comes out ahead.
In the American picture there is thousands of dollars. Yeah, that picture looks plain and drab compared to the bright colors of the Swedish money, but let’s be honest, I can’t read what the Swedish money says and quantity always beats quality so point America. (2-1 Sweden)
4. Houses. This is something that we can all relate too…well, unless you don’t have a house, but then your thoughts don’t matter anyway…
I think this decision is clear…The American house looks big and expensive whereas the Swedish house looks like a small shack that no one can possible live in. Point America (2 all)
Now that we are tied up, there is only 1 clear way to pick a winner:
The Stabcast. The Stabcast will decide all.
The American Stabcast is a picture of a great band, Nobody Yet, jamming with the almighty Stabcast logo in the back. The Swedish Stabcast image is a bunch of nothing and a squirrel. i think America wins this and is the better country. Fuck Sweden (unless you are a hot Swedish women, in that case fuck me)