What if our favorite time travelers, Marty McFly and Doc Brown, got back together for another classic adventure? What if that adventure led them to 1889? Germany of 1889?
Yes. To Kill Baby Hitler.
EXT. EASTWOOD RAVINE – Continuous
MARTY
(stunned)
Doc????
DOC
MARTY?!!?! MARTY?!?!? YOU GOTTA COME BACK!
MARTY
Doc… calm down. Back where?
DOC
Back to 1889!
MARTY
1889?!?!?!? Jesus Christ Doc! It’s been twenty six years! I’ve got kids!
DOC
I know Marty! We saved them the other day.
MARTY
Doc, that was 26 years ago… technically it didn’t even happen yet.
DOC
You forget I have a time machine. For me it was just the other day. Trust me Marty… we have to go back to 1889!
MARTY
Why Doc? Why so urgent? And why now? After I have my kids? Why not back right after you left the Eastwood Ravine 26 years ago? Is my great, great grandfather an asshole or something?
DOC
What? No, of course not. I can’t answer why I came to 2011… glitch in the system. I found out the worst news… Marty… I’m a jew!
MARTY
… What?
DOC
I’m a jew, Marty! A JEW!
MARTY
Yeah… I guess what I’m saying is I heard you… but I don’t think that’s a big deal.
DOC
Of course not. Why would being a jew be a problem? No, no… we need to go back Marty! Go back to 1889 and kill Hitler!
MARTY
Kill Hitler? Doc… that’s heavy.
DOC
GREAT SCOTT, Marty! Hitler killed millions of jews… some of them were my family!
MARTY
But, Doc… we’ve never gone back to kill somebody… we could totally change history.
DOC
That’s right, Marty!!! We’re going to prevent wars… genocide… the damnation of a mustache!
Doc grabs Marty and drags him onto the time train. Doc inputs the coordinates and steers the train in the sky. As it hits 88 MPH the train is gone in a flash.
FADE OUT:
And there you have it Hollywood… a spec script for the next blockbuster we’ve needed! Bring the team back together and leave the Biebs out of it!
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